What a screwed up pod of peas…
This guest post comes from my really good friend Ashley, or as most of you know her, Bosssanders. Let me tell you something about Ashley. She is hysterical. She’s witty and clever and about 50 weeks...
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It’s no big secret that I’m a cuddler. If there is one thing I am looking forward to in July (one thing amongst MANY things), it’s getting the chance to cuddle with Terra. And we are sharing a room! A...
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I’m going to be honest here. The only reason I got The Remote Body Wave Vibrator was because it has a remote. I mean, come on! A remote? A remote with 7 different kinds of vibrating options? That’s...
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I miss the sound of your voice and I miss the rush of your skin Two things out of thousands of different thoughts that dance across my mind at any give time. Your smile. The times I would glance over...
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This guest post comes from one of my best friends on the face of this planet. I met her last year, which she will explain, during a time in my life when I felt empty. She helped fill a hole in my heart...
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So I try to take a break, line up some guest posters and what does Sandy go and do? She refuses to guest post for me and cons me into writing for her. While she was on a VACATION. But. I’m a sucker for...
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Drunken bloghopping. How I have missed you. Jumping back on board with an excuse to drink and leave incoherent comments on people’s blogs, while exciting, also reminded me that I would need to post...
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I feel just about as shitty as one should feel right now. See, I asked Elly to guest post for me and she wrote stuff and she took the time and I never posted it. I am SO blaming “the worst two weeks in...
View ArticleAnd that was that….
So I took a break. Then I decided it was time to come back. But then I couldn’t figure out what the fuck to say. Then SOMEONE pushed me to spend a little money. And SOMEONE else had offered a pretty...
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